Hi, I’m Riz. And yes, I really do enjoy burping in people’s faces. I also shamelessly do not excuse myself after bcos I don’t run into people when I do it (ignore sidebar)
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ok so I just witnessed a guy basically ask another guy out
although the other guy refused I still commend the guy for being brave etc etc
I’ve been having thoughts of asking someone out but you know how I mess things up without trying so #yolo
now I am cringing a pained cringe because guy must be so broken
what if that were me
how would I deal
ugh
Have you ever had that one friend who’s friends with your other friends but that one friend isn’t your friend anymore and you’re uncomfortable that your other friends are still friends with that one friend so you decide not to be friends with them altogether? Well, shit.
I know what you’re thinking … Why do you have to sacrifice everyone? You know why? Because I’m not an asshole. (Hey, that can totally be my excuse for everything.) Who am I to tell my other friends not to be friends with that one friend that they’re in good terms with? I wouldn’t even think of doing so. And that’s why I just de-friend them all. I’m the one who has the problem, really, since I’m the one who’s feeling uneasy. I’m not too special of a person to expect people I value to adjust their actions based on what would make me happy. It’s only fair that I do the deed to just stay away. Right?
I bet they’re as cool with it as I am.
Sooooo
I saw a post saying that we shouldn’t throw our garbage in the mighty waters of our planet, etc etc and instantaneously I thought and was tempted to comment “gee, gurl maybe you shouldn’t be throwing yourself in it if we be talkin real…cos you know, you’re garbage? of course I’d have to explain that cos aside from being driven at winning the pretentious cunt award, you’re also mad stupid” or y’know I could’ve just said “lol” to implicate my disbelief in someone’s consistent hypocrisy. But I didn’t because I’m not an asshole
Why heaven here I come
